GUTFELD: What the left once despised has now become their own.

The Chairman of the Joint Chief of Sexiness is here. Happy Monday, everyone. With Trump's election, Mexico is now planning to strengthen its borders. Canada is also cracking down on illegal immigration. Officials point to the influx of liberal celebrities that could overwhelm their obesity treatment centers. My God, because they're fat.

Last week, Donald Trump met with Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski at Mar-a-Lago. It was difficult for them to see eye to eye since Trump only saw the tops of their heads. It's polishing their shoes. Joe Biden appeared to wander off into the Amazon rainforest after making a statement. If you don't know where he was, don't worry. Neither did he. When told he was at the Amazon, Joe said, "Tell them I paid for two days shipping on my Depends."

The Harris campaign paid Oprah $2.5 million for the Kamala town hall, which was double the original amount reported. This equates to $10 per pound. It's funny. Meanwhile, an Air Portugal flight was grounded due to 132 hamsters escaping on the plane. Richard Gere announced he was leaving the country, and it turns out that's where his lost luggage was found. Passengers knew something was wrong when the pilot turned on the "clench your ass" sign, indicating tight spaces. They love them.

Doctors are cautioning about a condition known as winter penis, where low temperatures can cause it to shrink by up to 50%. They are also warning about Behar penis, which can cause the penis to shrink by up to 90% when exposed to Joy Behar. Rachel Zegler, the star of Snow White, has apologized for her anti-Trump post. However, her apology was deemed fake by many, similar to Bill Clinton's apology when he said, "I'm sorry to hear your parents are out of town." It's now Monday.

Over the weekend, Donald Trump returned to Madison Square Garden for another one of his distinctive rallies. The event, which was attended by a diverse group of individuals, including Elon Musk, Tulsi Gabbard, RFK Jr., Vivek Ramaswamy, and Kid Rock, was met with mixed reactions. While some attendees were enthusiastic about the event, others were critical of the president's message and actions. Despite the controversy surrounding the rally, it was clear that the crowd was passionate about their beliefs and willing to express them publicly.

CNN referenced ancient Rome, but it was the last time they had an audience. UFC and Trump's dance also took over the NFL.

If you listen closely, you can almost hear Colin Kaepernick rolling over in his grave, even though he's still alive. This is something that the other side could never accomplish today. The Democrats are now questioning why this is happening.

Why don't we have a Rogan or an Elon in the liberalverse?

You had Rogan, Elan, and even me in college. Who didn't? Back then, all it took was a lukewarm Zima. However, in the intolerant world the Dems created, no one like Rogan or Musk can exist. That's because you attract people like that. You need freedom of thought. Or at the very least, some thought.

How did the Democrat Party arrive at its current state? It was through a lack of policy-making that benefited Americans. Instead, they became entangled in the poisonous realm of identity politics. This was not a thoughtful decision, but rather a halt in thinking. It was as if they were in a coma or watching Fox and Friends.

Their talks were always centered on their identities and how they are superior to others, using their egos as a way to belittle others.

If you were a celebrity in a college campus or newsroom, you could claim intersectionality. However, as the scolds grew louder and more media invertebrates cowered into line, the resistance started to resemble the First Amendment.

The Musks and Rogan's emerged as the resistance against the cancel culture movement, which sought to stifle free speech. However, the left's transition into everything they once despised about the right has been an ugly one, making it difficult for them to create their own Rush Limbaugh or Twitter.

Is it necessary to regulate the information that Jen Psaki is doubling down on dissent?

On Katie Couric's podcast, they discussed the colonoscopy, which was more thoughtful than usual. However, despite this, they continue to embrace censorship rather than acknowledging their mistakes. But there is another reason why the Democrat media complex cannot change their ego.

They prioritized pleasing their peers in their industry over identifying with real people because that's where they could impress those who might write about them in Vanity Fair. Their egos required this, so they mimicked each other's beliefs. This resulted in a self-centered group dynamic, with an emphasis on being a jerk.

An orange billionaire with brass balls and a willingness to call Bull**** inspired renegades by standing up and yelling, "Fight, fight, fight." They were seen at the UFC, on the street, and at football games. These individuals are no longer afraid to speak their minds. If you don't like it, you can leave. Just make sure you can fit your fat ass through the door.